me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT’S ALMOST JUNE I’M STILL FAT

(Source: hippiehealthy, via pink-love-beauty)

indoxyl:

i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job 

(via mind--less--thoughts)

Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family?
Me: *sits with family*
Me: *gets insulted by entire family*
Me: *goes back to bedroom*